{WHO:} John Doe/The Joker (Telltale!verse) and Bruce Wayne/Batman (Comic!verse)
{WHEN:} Begins early evening
{WHERE:} The Triste Cafe; various
{WHAT HAPPENS:} We heard you were down a Joker so we sent you a new one
{WARNINGS:} John Doe is his own warning. Probably violence. TBA

( Bruce is strong and smart and handsome you guys like really handsome it's nuts... where was I going with this? )

WHO: Bruce Wayne (DC Comics) and John Doe (Telltale Batman)
WHERE: Some unspecified dark corner of Gotham
WHEN: Beginning just after midnight
WHAT HAPPENS: a misinformed meeting!

( The craziest friend that you've ever had )